The fact that we are now forced to watch United on ‘I Follow’or not at all has produced a whole raft of new admirers of our famed commentary. Not only are they radio starsbut we now have pictures to check against their sometimes eccentric commentary. We now know which side of the ground they sit on and we can surmise that they sometimes identify our players by the colour of their boots. Not always easy when many are the same colour and a long way away. Oh for the days of Adidas Mexico and black and white television. Anyroad up, it appears that I missed a few. Some I include with a rough translation, others will, no doubt, speak for themselves. It was pointed out to me that “summoned to the Headmaster’s study”, might only involve a telling off rather than a booking. Either way, a nightmarish prospect in Jonno’s eyes. Hacked clear Gets it away. Not too far though and back it comes = description of the Alamo Returned with interest = with aggressive intent. Posthumous appeal for a free kick = apparently damaged after a strong challenge. May involve acting. Bowled out in an instant = quick thinking Goalie Couldn’t quite get it under his spell = poor first touch Several post codesoffside = brainless forward play We are now in the fourth minute of three added minutes Eschews=abstinence makes the heart grow fonder With aplomb=showboating He only pushed him with two hands because he didn’t have three = playground bully. He’ll need a motorbike to catch that one = horribly overhit and misplaced pass. Went down in instalments = Slow dive,following loss of the ball usually Ran into a crowd scene = well marked Like picking apricots in a French Orchard = class player helping himself and making dominating the opposition look easy. Wes does this all day long. That had goal written all over it...but, unfortunately, not in indelible ink = should have scored Appeared as if by magic like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn = Stealthy play worthy of John White or Martin Peters. An impressively literary reference based on an eighties TVprogramme,allegedly for children. It appealed to adults in the same way that Magic Roundabout did and contained the same levels of wisdom. If Jonno’s dry professionalism invites comparison with Mr Benn, is Doug Shulman Marvin the Robot? Sometimes his pessimism and grim predictions are worthy of the Habbin North. Thud and Blunder = a Steve Evans team Or a minimum thereof = a bit You can fire up Coconuts =we won To be perfectly honest, Cambridge United were lucky to get nil today = rhetorical device Covidian Age = TBH, I wish I’d thought of that In a crowd scene = being tackled and roughed up by several opponents at once=see Steve Evans Marauding Run into traffic = eadless chicken impersonation No doubt I will have missed a few but there are still a few more matches to complete the set Read more from the March Amber News JOIN CFU HERE
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When I first became Fans Elected Director (FED) following a vote by members of CFU I was given two additional roles by the club. The first was inherited from Colin Proctor and was to assist Ian and Mick with work around the Abbey Stadium. The second was the role of Supporters Liaison Officer (SLO). The roles of SLO and FED are both about representing and assisting all supporters. Within my remit is the following line: “The main aims of the Fans’ Elected Director are to represent CFU and all supporters’ interests.”
To carry out all these roles I have no budget. I have to beg, borrow and re-use whatever I can, whenever I can. Thankfully, both CFU and CUFC Lottery (organised by members of CFU) have been able to help with finance, assistance and advice to ensure that the projects have been completed where possible. These projects have been done on behalf of all supporters and not just Trust members. Both home and away supporters have benefitted from the changes made around the ground[DM1] [DM2] . During recent years when I have spoken to or worked with politicians, national groups and other club representatives I have done so with the premise that the supporters trust works for everyone and is representative of everyone involved with the football club. I am a firm believer that issues change at a National Level and at that is where to find the most amount of help. Since the pandemic started the welfare of all supporters has been at the forefront of my thoughts. With the support of CFU we were firstly able to create the “You are Never Alone” programme last year which signposts supporters to national organisations and then “Abbey Chat” which is about listening. We have built a team of volunteers to assist with this. Now at a National Level the Football Supporters Association (FSA) has started #Terracetalk which is based on the above and recognises our concerns at a National Level. It also going to be a long-term campaign capturing the work being down by supporter groups across the country. Diversity is another area where work has already commenced and, through my contacts at the FSA, we have been able to commence work with Anwar (Fans for Diversity) on making our club more diverse. Communities are changing everywhere and football clubs need to change with them. Clubs cannot any longer rely just on the traditional groups to build their supporter base. Unless clubs change with the times then they will no longer be the local football club and the fan base will shrink and become smaller with each generation. We need to welcome all groups and individuals and we must make sure that everyone is welcomed and feels comfortable. While talking about coming to the match we need to re-build the links that will see existing supporters come back when lockdown allows. It will be over a year before many will have been able to start coming again. Football is a social event that sees many supporters come to matches especially to meet and mix with families and friends. During the past year those links and support mechanisms have disappeared for many fans. Some will find other means to fulfil their social needs whilst many others will have lost the habit / routine of coming on match day. Preparing for the return of supporters to matches will require us to work on improving all areas of the matchday for all supporters. We need to aim for perfection everywhere if we can. The EFL has schemes such as “Family Excellence” and “The Away Supporter Experience” for us to use to improve upon and ensure everyone’s experience when dealing with the club is a good one, shared by everyone. Jock Stein once said "Without fans who pay at the turnstile, football is nothing. Sometimes we are inclined to forget that. The only chance of bringing them into stadiums is if they are entertained by what happens on the football field." however, nowadays for supporters it needs to be about far more than just what goes on the green area Please contact me via dave.matthew-jones@cambridge-united.co.uk or follow what is happening via the www.facebook.com/CambridgeUnitedFootballClub facebook site www.cambridgefansunited.org website or now via twitter SLO@CambridgeUTD
The Trust Board met on Monday 8th March 2021 via Zoom. Those present were
Andrew Stephen (Chairman), Dave Matthew-Jones, Margaret Pearson, Frank Pearson (Secretary), Paul Moffat, Colin Proctor, Robert Osbourn, Nigel Browne, Terry Wilby, Carl Badcock, Gina Heath, Alex Nix, Leanne Huff, Martin Chapman, Ben Phillips and Emma Smith. The following is an abbreviated version of the minutes of the meeting. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
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It looks unfortunately like it will still be a while before we can welcome the return of everyone at the abbey therefore we would like fans to contact us (cambridgefansunited@outlook.com), with your Block, row and seat number in the main stand and we will reply to you with a photo of the view from your seat.
There is still time to sign up for CFU and become a member. If you sign up currently, we are offering new members a discount in the club shop. We have over 300 members now and will be shortly hosting our first Player Q & A for CFU members. If you would like to find out membership details, please visit; www.cambridgefansunited.org CFU has being proactive again in last couple of weeks in several ways. The Abbey ward area is the most deprived ward in the city of Cambridge, and we want to be able to help people who are our neighbours within proximity of the abbey stadium, as well as the wider community. We have recently set up two new relationships within the abbey ward area. We visited the Cambridge Cyrenians Community Garden project, they provide work experience, therapeutic horticulture sessions and a supportive network to anyone who is rough sleeping or living in a hostel or who maybe vulnerable to homelessness. The site of the community project is based directly behind the south stand of the stadium on the whitehill road allotments. The community group relies a lot on donations and support from local people for the project to run annually. Members of the CUFC Lottery and CFU donated some much-needed funds to ensure the project could buy items needed to keep the allotment maintained. We have also been in contact with Nicky Shepard the CEO for Abbey People, who is working closely with Barnwell Baptist church at providing an Abbey food hub in the ward. We have discussed how as a supporter trust we can offer support to the food hub and how to encourage fans to donate items and help. We have created a flyer for fans highlighting the details of when visits to the food hub can happen for donations and for those who maybe in need to use the hub. CFU is working hard at reaching out to people within the community and helping others and will continue to try and make a difference for everyone! United in Endeavour Ben Phillips
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As the nation begins to cautiously look forward to the easing of lockdown restrictions. All sporting organisations are tentatively preparing for the return of spectators to major sports events. With such unprecedented times, they are mindful that everyone’s experience of Covid-19 will have been different and each of us had been affected in different ways.
Everyone continues to play their part in preventing the spread of the virus, really need to hear your thoughts on the current situation and understand how you, the fans, feel about attending major sports events again in the future. UKSport are specifically interested in your thoughts regarding attending major sports events in the UK – those which feature elite level athletes at the pinnacle of their sport. The survey will take about five minutes. It is important to collect as much information and feedback as possible If you have completed the survey. Thank you for taking part. Your answers will be very helpful for event planning and supporting our sport and the industry going forward. The survey can be accessed here www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/LPZYVL7 Last month we held our first #TerraceTalk panel event hosted by Anwar Uddin (FSA Fans for Diversity lead) and Chris Paouros (FSA National Council). It’s part of the wider #TerraceTalk campaign which is a supporter-led mental health campaign you can find out more about here. Our thanks go to our panellists – check out the full video here Thank you for your continued support of the CUFC Lottery. CUFC Lottery 'Accumulator' Results (12 March 2021) - this weeks winning 'Accumulator' numbers are (8019) -there were no winners of the weekly 'Accumulator' this week, meaning next weeks 'Accumulator' will be £1400.. CUFC Lottery 'Main Draw' Results (12 March 2021) - this weeks winning 'Main Draw' numbers are (3715) -there were no winners of the 'Main Draw' jackpot this week. -next weeks 'Main Draw' jackpot will be £300.00. As the 'Main Draw' jackpot was not won this week -there are 5 CUFC Lottery members matching the first pair winning £10.00 each -there is 1 CUFC Lottery member matching the second pair winning £10.00 If you are a winner of either the 'Accumulator' or 'Main Draw' you will be notified individually by email. Yours sincerely, the CUFC Lottery Team, https://www.cufclottery.co.uk JOIN THE CUFCLOTTERY TODAY
There was nothing wrong with the performance, apart from throwing away the game”. Glenn Hoddle.
I don’t often agree with the eccentric Mr Hoddle. He certainly wasn’t very complimentary about us when we demolished his fancied Swindon Town team some years ago. His comments about disability place him somewhere alongside David Icke and other misguided saviours of mankind. For all that, he was a wonderful player in the days when Spurs played attractive and compelling football and his comment above could have been made about our last home game. There is not much between many of the teams in our league and most games are a battle. Despite that, we outplayed Scunthorpe and , on chances, should have won comfortably. Any long term football fan knows that sometimes things don’t go your way. Scunthorpe never looked like scoring but did. We all know that winning away when you don’t deserve it is one of the great pleasures of football. I love it when we win like that. Do I think that our promotion push is over? Certainly not. A couple of poor results don’t ruin what is turning into a very good side. I am no tactician but I do know that our front two, effective as they are, are not blessed with blistering pace. I think we miss Hannant when he is injured or out of form. The thought of him and Dunk and , sometimes, a third pacy winger is one to bother any defence. Our forwards missed a few on Tuesday but they don’t often. Creating chances is a guarantee that we will win most matches. It is strange how pessimistic fans are. I wonder if they are gnashing their teeth at chequebook wonders FGR or primitive Newport. I imagine so. To say that we can’t play without Wes, the Boat or anyone else is insulting to the other players. We generally have a strong bench now and a couple of youngsters champing at the bit. I hope we see Worman and Simper soon but I am getting ahead of myself. The point is that the club are financially sound, we have a great manager and a team to be proud of. Apart from that, everything is awful. At least when we’re struggling , we can listen to Jonno and Doug coming up with new ways of saying that it’s not going well or endless variations thereof. And so Walsall, who I remember from their Fellowes Park days . They remain the Saddlers, a profession once common in that part of Birmingham apparently. Now its all motorways and IKEA but the accents and traditions have not changed. I have a bit of a soft spot for them. Alan Buckley was one of the most cultured players I have ever seen at any level. Mr Entertainment, alias Richard Money, managed there and Dave Serella, another seriously good player, I knew from my schooldays. They are a bit of a sleeping giant who seem to draw a lot of their matches this season. Like most opponents, they will be tough to beat but its time to get back on track now. Earlier this season we were being told that we only played well on I Follow. This Saturday we will and capricious Fortune will smile on us once again! Andrew Stephen
MINUTES OF CFU TRUST BOARD ZOOM MEETING on MONDAY 8th FEBRUARY 2021
The Trust Board met on Monday 8th February 2021 via Zoom. Those present were: Andrew Stephen (Chairman), Dave Matthew-Jones, Margaret Pearson, Frank Pearson (Secretary), Paul Moffat, Colin Proctor, Nigel Browne, Terry Wilby, Carl Badcock, , Gina Heath, Alex Nix, Leanne Huff Martin Chapman, Ben Phillips and Stuart Baker(guest). The following is an abbreviated version of the minutes of the meeting. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Welcome and apologies Apologies were received from Robert Osbourn . Minutes and Matters Arising The minutes were accepted as read. We still have no Publicity officer. Reports
Diversity (Ben) Ben introduced Stuart Baker who has worked to promote mental health in various groups through Squeeze Football. Discussion and brainstorming followed to introduce CUFC to students, NHS staff at Addenbrookes, Cambridge City Council, homeless charities, the Mosque and local football teams. Ben: A new membership scheme has been announced today. (8 new members tonight.)
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The EFL are currently supporting Level Playing Field’s Weeks of Action which takes place from Saturday 27 February – Sunday 14 March. The annual initiative promotes the importance of access and inclusion for disabled fans across all sports.
EFL Clubs, Disabled Supporters Associations (DSAs) and fans will join together to showcase the good work taking place across the League to support fans with disabilities. This year’s Weeks of Action will help to raise awareness of the importance of live sport for people with disabilities – both as participants and spectators. Tony Taylor, Level Playing Field Chair, said: “Our Weeks of Action will showcase that attending a football game is more than simply watching a game. It is about connecting with your community and socialising, providing a positive attitude leading to better physical and mental health. With no supporters in attendance, we know this year’s campaign will look and feel very different. But this pandemic will ease eventually. When it does, we want disabled people to return to live sport in the knowledge that it is safe and accessible for all.” For more information about Level Playing Field, visit: www.levelplayingfield.org.uk The Cambridge United Community Trust has delivered a range of disability programmes over the past few years and has continued to do so during the past year wherever possible. You can find out more about the range of sessions taking place by visiting the Trust website https://www.cuctrust.co.uk/inclusion/disability-sport/ CUCT engage those that might not feel included in mainstream sports sessions and reduce the barriers for those with disabilities to play sport. With the aim of increasing sports participation for all and covers a wide range of disabilities with the simple aim of getting more people involved in sport. They also deliver football sessions to classes in special schools around Cambridgeshire Please email communitytrust@cambridge-united.co.uk for more information on any of these opportunities, or to explore how you or your company could help support their work, please contact Sam Gomarsall, Community Trust Manager at sam.gomarsall@cambridge-united.co.uk For more information on any of these sessions please contact Phil Mullen at phil.mullen@cambridge-united.co.uk Further details and booking information on our current sessions can be found here https://officialsoccerschools.co.uk/cambridgeunited/cambridge-united-courses.html A second 16 years plus PanDisability football session on Saturdays from 14:30 until 15:30 or a new Down’s Syndrome zoom on Sunday’s from 15:30 until 16:30 are not shown in the information below
We should be delighted at how much better run the club is now. And yet, the social media experts are never satisfied. Last Tuesday we lost a pretty even game to a decent Cheltenham side. They took their only chance and we missed ours. The windy conditions suited their robust, more physical style better than us and won the points. Even the best teams lose but some of our so-called fans seem to think that we have a divine right to win matches. Football isn’t like that. Some of those same fans have been on Liam O’Neill’s back since he got here, just as they were with Joe Pigott. His goal at Port Vale will no doubt silence some of them for now. What good, I wonder, do they think their constant whingeing do the club?
Finally, we welcome Scunthorpe United tonight. I have always enjoyed going there and remember crowing in the Berkley Hotel after Tom Youngs’ volley, which stuck in the stanchion, won us the points. I would love to have been there this season for our five nil win, and suspect that the home fixture will be much closer. Win or lose, however, this has been our best season for years, even though we are only top of the league!
My Favourite Jonnoisms I first met Mark Johnson and his girlfriend at what was then called Field Mill towards the end of the nineties. As a long term resident of Nottingham I saw a lot of Cambridge games there, most of which were hard fought and most of which we lost, including that one. I had my oldest son with me on that occasion and he was very impressed with Mark’s book which described all of the league grounds in England. Paul was less impressed with the away end at Mansfield, although it was a bit of a novelty watch ing the game standing in the Gents. No doubt the ground would have been described as basic in Mark’s book. Indeed it was. The weather there is always wintry at best but Away games have an appeal of their own.
Had I been able to see into the future, I would have known that the redoubtable Mr Johnson would become the voice of what Covid has made the I Follow season. Arguments rage about whether United do better on television than in front of a 10 crowd…though standing on the Habbin is my favoured option…but I have become used to a few commentary words and phrases which have been used more than once. Here is a bit of a list. Where possible I have provided a translation. Summoned to the Headmaster’s study= Booked Bowls it out in an instant Capricious wind=Difficult playing conditions They can see blood in the water= Going for a win Tranche of signings=A lot Smuggled it out=Cleared Into the mix=Into the box Late of this Parish=former player Momentarily=This doesn’t mean in a moment. Betwixt and Between So to do Sees him off=kicks him In a different Postcode=Not close Perfunctory Culturedly=A new verb Real Estate=Space Pencils out= Bookings time Emphaticness=New noun Eschews Pick the lock=Break down the defence Doing his pieces=Getting cross Minimum thereof. We are all grateful for entertaining commentary when we can’t go to games. Anyone who thinks that it’s easy has never tried it. I take my hat off to you chaps! Andrew
Fan representatives from the EFL’s three divisions met online with the competition’s senior officials towards the end of January to discuss ongoing issues across the leagues.
The meeting took place under the auspices of the Football Supporters’ Association as part of the EFL’s commitment to fan engagement, which includes bi-annual group meetings. This meeting was attended by fans from different supporter groups in the Championship, League One, and fan representatives from League Two clubs. They were drawn from the FSA’s network of democratically affiliated and associated fan groups, fanzines and activists. ![]()
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